One day, Koala Puffs comes home to a mysterious package on her doorstep. An invitation lays on top. She’s been invited to a “Moon Sesh.” It kindly instructs her to wear the ‘Moonwalkers’, and stand in her backyard at sunset. This is the oddest invitation ever. Curious, she opens the rest of the package. Inside is a pair of sneakers. These must be the moonwalkers. What sort of people send a pair of sneakers—and invites them to their own backyard? And what exactly do they mean by moon session?
Koala can’t miss out on such a spectacular, if bizarre, invitation. So, a little before sunset she stands in her backyard. Her four dogs bark and play as she waits. Just as the sun is about to vanish below the horizon, a UFO lands right in her backyard! They all watch as the door opens and smoke billows out. Her mouth drops to the floor in surprise. ‘That’s the dankest smell ever! She and her dogs are still so much in shock, completely entranced, shuffling up the ramp like zombies being led by their noses.
When they get inside, an alien stands there. He’s an “Aychora,” or “Grey,” and she should sit down and buckle up, and she does. It’s not until the UFO takes off that she realizes he never actually spoke to her. ‘Did I just get telepathied!? Wait, is that even a word??’ When they arrive on the moon, the Grey gives her an awesome helmet. It’s designed to be her own personal hotbox. ‘The dogs get their own helmets too? Aww you guys look sooo cute!’
As she gets out of the UFO, she sees a group of the strangest creatures ever, and they were clearly on that stankiness she had smelled earlier. She joins in while her dogs race down the ramp, leaping and enjoying the low gravity of the moon. As her helmet fills up with smoke, she smiles knowing they’re all having the time of their life. Suddenly, Toni—her Chihuahua—takes a giant leap and starts to dog paddle. Koala and the alien party laugh their butts off at how adorable Toni looks doggy paddling through space. But as his little butt starts to get smaller and smaller, moving further and further away, the laughter quite quickly starts to settle down and then just silence. Toni was floating away, just like that!
Before she can panic, someone points at her sneakers and tells her they’re for more than just looks. Moonwalkers give you wings! So she leaps after Toni, amazed by the amount of control she has flying with these technological dope ass sneakers! This whole time, Koala has toked far more of that sweet sticky ichy than the Aychora planned for—she’s not a normal earthling after all! Suddenly, the glass cracks just as she reaches silly Toni. She scoops him up, chuckling. But she realizes she might be in a bit of a pickle if she doesn’t make it back to the UFO in time.
As this thought crosses her mind, the grey scoops her and Toni up with his spacecraft’s nifty tractor-beam and brings them to safety. The gang’s all pleased that Toni is safe! What an incredible adventure!
After arriving home, Koala packs a bowl and wonders when the next moon session will be…